Come on, now! He asked. And everyone knows when a poor ol’ redemption-seeking, ex-girlfriend-almost-murdering, students-sleeping-with, mansplaining-good-Christian-fella asks for things, he must be given them.
Here are a few of my proposed venues:
A worm farm. For science!
…and see what’s causing all the backup down there while you’re at it, could you? Ah, there’s a good chap.
The Good Shark Project: Let’s make it happen.
I know we’ve only existed for a few days, but I think anoldladyonfire should win some sort of award for best submission of the year.